Nation Demands NASA Stop Holding Press Conferences Until They Discover Some Little Alien Guys

2 years ago

  

WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that they only wanted to hear announcements about actual cool stuff in space, millions of impatient Americans flat-out demanded Monday that NASA stop holding all press conferences until they discover some little alien guys.

Nation Demands NASA Stop Holding Press Conferences Until They Discover Some Little Alien Guys

  

WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that they only wanted to hear announcements about actual cool stuff in space, millions of impatient Americans flat-out demanded Monday that NASA stop holding all press conferences until they discover some little alien guys.

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'bout time!